Brian: “I’m not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!”
Girl: “Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.”

Brian: “What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!”
Followers: “He is! He is the Messiah!”
Brian: “Now, fuck off!”
Arthur: “How shall we fuck off, O Lord?”

[Brian, Life of Brian]

“There’s no right, there’s no wrong, there’s only popular opinion.”

[Jeffrey Goines, twelve Monkeys]

“Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?”

“You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? Well, mommy never had to face the dinner rush while the orders come flooding in, and every dish is different and not that simple at all, and all different cooking time, but must arrive at the customer’s table at exactly the same time. I am chopping! Every second counts and you CANNOT be MOMMIED!”
“I hate to be rude, but we’re French!”

[Colette, Ratatouille]

“Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage.”

[Django, Ratatouille]

“Being tough won’t make you smart.”

[Octavio, Amores Peros]

“You and your plans. You know what my grandmother used to say? If you want to make God laugh… tell Him your plans.”

[Susana, Amores Peros]

“If our children can live safely for one more day it would be worth the one more day that we defend this island.”

[General Tadamichi Kuribayashi, Letter from Iwo Jima]

“We can die here, or we can continue fighting. Which would better serve the emperor?”

[Saigo, Letter from Iwo Jima]

“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.”

[Bullettooth Tony, Snatch]

Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I’m sweet enough.

[Turkish and Brick Top, Snatch]

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup ‘o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins… LONDON.

[Avi, Snatch]

“Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always.”

“They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me, then they will have my dead body. NOT MY OBEDIENCE!”

“If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.”

[Mahatma Gandhi, Gandhi]

“She’s very beautiful. To you, she’s beautiful. For me, there’s only my wife and son.”

[Vito Corleone, The Godfather: Part II]

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

[Michael Corleone, The Godfather: Part II]

“We bury our sins here, Dave. We wash them clean.”

[Jimmy Markum, Mystic River]

“Maybe some day you forget what it’s like to be human and maybe then, it’s ok.”

[Dave Boyle, Mystic River]

“Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don’t even try.”

[Grandpa, Little Miss Sunshine]

“Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work… Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I’ll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest.”

[Dwayne, Little Miss Sunshine]